MythTickle by Justin Thompson for October 09, 2020

That should have already been listed in the book.

Leftover haggis? Never! Sir Dudley is not a true Scot…..

It is well known that most of the people who don’t believe in that astrology nonsense are Virgos…

I went to their site. $12 to take the survey. I’ll just pout like Dudley instead.

It’s all in the paint brush; how broad, separation between bristles, and amount of paint on the brush.

Wow, so worked up and he hasn’t even heard the details yet. Maybe he should just not ask questions.

Now I’ve looked up the enneagram. It’s OK, but I prefer the nine D&D alignments.

Ah yes, I know Haggis. It was given to feed the warriors and keep them fit for battle. And if they lost the battle they had to eat more Haggis…

Flameout! The Scottish Cynic has outdone himself! Medic! Code 10!

Sir Dudly broke his Own Mold when they made him.

If Sir Dudley found something funny, would that be canned laughter?

“There Are Two Kinds of People In The World: Those Who Think There Are Two Kinds of People In The World and Those Who Don’t” see https://danspira.com/meme-collection/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-think-there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-the-world-and-those-who-dont/

Looks like the “Master Cylinder”