Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 07, 2020

He avoided paying child support for all those years.

Surely Duke will raise Earl according to the best ethical principles .

I can’t believe it’s taken me until now to realize the Earl/Duke pun

Now Duke will be responsible for looking after this child who lives in his orphanage.

Good thing these happened before Maury got a show….

“After many, many years of hard, irresponsible living”, sounds almost Trumpian.

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. …if they have proof start over again.

The Joy is just overwhelming Duke

Earl would most definitely have been deep into Trump’s Russia cooperation. And Duke would have been on the road with Giuliani in the Ukraine, trumping up conspiracies where there were none. So many missed opportunities…

Earl, Earl, Earl, Earl of Duke, Duke, Duke …

How many half-sibs does Earl have?

No, Honey, he produced (if that’s really the word one wants) a child at some point DURING “many, many years of hard, irresponsible living.”

Duke shares 99 percent of his DNA with Chimps, I’m pretty sure if they knew that they would be highly insulted and would queue up for immediate genetic engineering .

Joyous, my dear, is not what I would call it.