Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    My favorite Dungeon Master loved to pick on people who wanted to “Make a wish”. They have to be VERY carful how they worded it!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I foresee a bunch of loonytoon castle gags with drawbridges slamming down on the head Hun. And things like that.

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    SamuelMeasa  about 4 years ago

    When dealing with Elves, Genies and Teenagers one must be careful with their words.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    That’s a door, not a drawbridge. Doth not thee folks of Id speak Engalees?

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    At least the hinges still work.

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    John M  about 4 years ago

    next scene – a slot opens and it lowers down into it

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    “Well, why didn’t you say so?”

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Whats the Magic Word ?

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    Dobber Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s the design of the door. Rounded at the top, making it unstable as a drawbridge.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 4 years ago

    Maybe he needs lessons from Hagar the Horrible—just sayin’

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Yosemite Sam…..(excuse the poor quality)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3imUH_fyBkw

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Ha! That’s funny!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Okay, that’s just funny. I don’t care who you are. “Ask and yea shall receive”, EXACTLY what you asked for. There’s a lesson in that.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sorry.. you only get one demand a day, come back tomorrow.

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    cactusbob333  about 4 years ago

    This hinges on using the right word.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 4 years ago

    Pedantic here, it doesn’t form a bridge if it opens left to right.

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    tiomax  about 4 years ago

    As others have said, when dealing with some people it pays to be specific. A long time ago I went to meet some friends at a hotel bar. The hotel had a doorman there checking IDs and he asked to see my ID. I, being the smart-ass I can sometimes be, showed him one of my work IDs that didn’t have a picture. He asked “What’s this?” I told him that it was my work ID, that it allowed me up in the tower to control airplanes. He said “A policeman stops you and asks to see your ID you show him this?” I told him “Yes. But he always asks to see my driver’s license.” After I show him my license he tells me “Next time I ask for ID you show me this (my license)!” I said “Next time you want to see my Driver License ask for it!”

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I want a drawbridge, do you know what a drawbridge costs? That’s why I don’t have one.

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    Hargar the Horrible’s stupid cousin…

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Love it

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    BlueKnight1966  about 4 years ago

    Whattaya think this is? A limbo contest?

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    hagarthehorrible  about 4 years ago

    The fink knows the tricks of the trade. No wonder he is the ruler for so long.

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