Don’t soft-pedal it, Leopold. With Gary gone, you could rule the whole household. Then, however, the Pitchfork-and-Torch Neighborhood Association would realize that you are its problem….
I am surprised that Gary would go to a Physician. He has no pulse, which would annoy the people taking vitals, he self-heals from otherwise fatal injuries, up to, but not including, a stake through the heart or rays of the morning sun; he can turn, at will, into a bat, so a veterinary might be involved…etc.
Ontman almost 4 years ago
Leo, master of empathy.
Gent almost 4 years ago
You need more blood in your diet, vampire.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Sadistic Leopold….alway a truthful and nasty monster….
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Empathy or sarcasm?
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
Doctor: You don’t look a day over 400!
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Don’t soft-pedal it, Leopold. With Gary gone, you could rule the whole household. Then, however, the Pitchfork-and-Torch Neighborhood Association would realize that you are its problem….
xSigoff Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I am surprised that Gary would go to a Physician. He has no pulse, which would annoy the people taking vitals, he self-heals from otherwise fatal injuries, up to, but not including, a stake through the heart or rays of the morning sun; he can turn, at will, into a bat, so a veterinary might be involved…etc.
redacted9 almost 4 years ago
This happened to me, the solution was a $1,000 bottle of steroid cream that I..uh..got for free
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
If only there was an ointment to cure milquetoastism.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 4 years ago
Maybe next time.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
But vampires are immune from all known diseases.