Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 13, 2020

Is that maybe from one of your alternate personalities?

I, for one, do not have any issues with MY imaginary “friend!” We argue ALL the time but ALWAYS come to a amicable “solution!!” Though I do have to sleep on the couch…but ONLY for one week!

/SNARK/

Someone had better warn Calvin!

Should we all be worried about the kinds of things you’ve been imagining doing with your imaginary friend?

Well, we already saw you in a straitjacket a few days ago.

Not only files, they get it.

I have Two alternate personalities, and one of them ALWAYS agrees with/supports me. You know, the second holy trinity: Me, Myself, and I. . .

Get even by cutting him off from your “favors.”

Sure, Aunty. Oh, “Heah come de Judge!”

My brother-in-law and I have a restraining order against us barring us from singing in public. We are required to stay at least 100 feet away from any operational karaoke machine.

And it’s a monster! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wonder what took so long.

My friends are real. It’s the “benefits” that are imaginary.

Those 6 foot tall White Rabbits have no Loyalty to the person who Imagined them in the first place. The first 5 foot, blue eyed, Blonde Rabbit that comes along and they try to Dump you.

You know it’s gonna be a bad day when the world celebrates you losing your job like the GD Death Star just got blown up. We are still feeling very good in my house.