Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 02, 2020

How true.

Heck. Even though I can’t go out, I still get dressed each morning.

Yes. I bearly likes to go out in all this clothes and hyooman disguise and head into town. But I gots to do it if I want to steal em hyoomans food.

I don’t plan to do either of those things.

It turns out that there is some kind of law about wearing clothes outside of your house.

All my plans include staying in the house. . .and finishing “projects” I’ve been “planning” for several years. . .getting a LOT of quilts/clothes/wall hangings finished. . .

Stay inside, Aunty. What we need is a reprieve from you, in whatever state of dress!

Leave the house, or wherever you were when you took your clothes off. P.S., don’t leave any stray items behind.

That’s been my quandary of late.

If I don’t need to leave my apartment, I don’t get dressed. But, then, I live alone, so who’s to notice or care.

Having plans rarely sounds like a good idea, because that usually involves other people.

I’ve developed an aversion to going out to the Mail Box over the last year.

You have to put on Shoes.

EXACTLY!!

i would love NOT to dress 2 go & get my mail, but my neighbors r older (around 80) & i DON’T want 2 give anyone a heart attack, if i went outside NAKED..once inside i am back 2 being NAKED..