Herman by Jim Unger for October 30, 2020

I’m glad that you bought her something she really needed.

Guess somebody may be sleeping on the couch tonight.

A gift that just screams “white-hot passion.”

sounds like it could be a shocking gift

“A vacuum cleaner! Oh, Richard, you shouldn’t have! And tonight, you’re going to find out why!”

Looks like she got some cards and another gift from someone else at least.

Finally!!! a practical gift……

Could be a Ferrari with the motor running and jumper cables….

Oh look! Three divorce lawyers sent her a card too.

Like Homer Simpson giving Marge a bowling ball.

Reminds me of the time my stepfather gave my mother a heating pad for valentine’s day.

While it’s charging, I’ll use the electric weed trimmer I gave you for our anniversary.

“Great! Then you can drive me out to do some shopping later!”

Apparently not shiny. But maybe she can bring it into the house.

He got his mom a catcher’s mitt when he was 8

A better gift a wife could never have…..

Good, she can use it to charge up her ‘messager’.

By the looks of her claws, he better be kidding….

Let’s see her…slip it on.

Shocking…just shocking!

I bet she will get a charge out of that.