Herman by Jim Unger for October 31, 2020

Sorry, kid. You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your relatives.

Startin’ out with two outs, two strikes, and the sun in your eyes.

Denial will not make it so!

Dang. The kid knows.

Hey Kid, like your grandfather said to me, you play the cards you were dealt. Don’t be a whiny baby about it.

That reality comes when you become a teen, kid. You’re a little premature.

This is what happens to people who don’t fill out their request form in heaven before being born!

This man is not my Dad! This man is not my Dad!…

As an old saying goes.. “Mamas baby.. papas, maybe”

Yes, you look exact like him, except for the saggy chin.

“The feeling’s mutual. Change you OWN diaper, kid!”

Smart kid….

Not the Momma!

Sorry kid! You can’t choose your daddy!!!

Let’s keep that our little secret.

Kid knows all about mom’s affair already?

Yes, him! Muahahahahaha!