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When I was a kid, you couldn’t get abnormal psychology books without a license or at least a prescription. Now that the internet sees to it that nobody knows you’re a dog, you can probably buy anything at all…
When your kid has a tiger for a best friend, child psychology sort of falls short. You need real psychiatry. Not for the kid, he’s okay, You’ll need the help.
The kind of child psychology books that would have been available to Calvin’s mom were mostly filled with sweeping generalities about what the authors thought was normal. We love Calvin because he can’t even imagine conforming to such nonsense. No wonder the books are useless!
Brings back memories. I did the whole pillow-around-the-waist thing to help protect from the neighborhood bully who liked to punch people in the gut. In retrospect, his father must’ve beat the stuffing out of him to cause so much pent up hostility!
I’m very sorry. I have bad news for you. After a thorough study of Calvin, it has been determined that your application of the child psychology book you bought is the cause of Calvin’s behavioral problems.
trying to do what those psychology books said is why we are in the culture we are IMO- if you like that culture wonderful – if you don’t like whiners, controllers, snowflakes, me first, participation, politically correct, do what I say not what I do, etc, etc, etc, – not so much. Had to read a few as a psych minor, figured the only reason they were written is that someone could make money from them. js
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
It depends on how you use the books.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/qO2eClM
codycab over 4 years ago
Think twice before sending him to a psychologist.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
I love how Hobbes is stretched over two panels.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
can’t cope with kid who has a homicidal psycho jungle cat as a best friend
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 4 years ago
A football helmet? Don’t worry Mom, when Calvin becomes an NFL player you won’t be disappointed at all
VegaAlopex over 4 years ago
Hobbes didn’t bother to read those books on child psychology.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
I’m sure the author’s didn’t think so.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
When I was a kid, you couldn’t get abnormal psychology books without a license or at least a prescription. Now that the internet sees to it that nobody knows you’re a dog, you can probably buy anything at all…
Cpeckbourlioux over 4 years ago
Calvin wrote the book.
admiree2 over 4 years ago
Watterson must be a big fan of the Pink Panther. The Kato scenes are so memorable.
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Loving Calvin’s expression in the middle panel….
jagedlo over 4 years ago
The football helmet may work…don’t know about the pillows, though…
gokar fight oligarchy over 4 years ago
Celebrate his imagination…Calvin is a genius…gets into trouble cuz he’s bored.
rmercer Premium Member over 4 years ago
Should have paid extra for the “Seriously Disturbed” edition.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
When your kid has a tiger for a best friend, child psychology sort of falls short. You need real psychiatry. Not for the kid, he’s okay, You’ll need the help.
brick10 over 4 years ago
The books should have been child psychiatry titles.
YippiKiAyMofo over 4 years ago
Yes, they were. Maybe if you and dad would engage with the kid he’d not feel the need to carry on like that with a stuffed toy.
Mando over 4 years ago
How can he even walk with those pillows tied to him?
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Try telling that to the tiger, Mom…
A Hip loving Canadian... over 4 years ago
I don’t blame Calvin one bit. The grin on Hobbes is total psycho tiger.
Agapostemon over 4 years ago
The kind of child psychology books that would have been available to Calvin’s mom were mostly filled with sweeping generalities about what the authors thought was normal. We love Calvin because he can’t even imagine conforming to such nonsense. No wonder the books are useless!
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
You could use the books to paddle him once in a while.
WCraft over 4 years ago
Brings back memories. I did the whole pillow-around-the-waist thing to help protect from the neighborhood bully who liked to punch people in the gut. In retrospect, his father must’ve beat the stuffing out of him to cause so much pent up hostility!
Alberta Oil over 4 years ago
Those books came too late, should have paid attention during those sex classes and how to prevent pregnancies.
mattro65 over 4 years ago
Children are not hard to understand, they are hard to properly raise.
The Fly Hunter over 4 years ago
They usually are….
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Return them and ask for your money back…..
Jogger2 over 4 years ago
I’m very sorry. I have bad news for you. After a thorough study of Calvin, it has been determined that your application of the child psychology book you bought is the cause of Calvin’s behavioral problems.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 4 years ago
Maybe if at least one of the parents spent some time with him, he’d be a little more chill.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Invest a little in tiger psychology.
BiggerNate91 over 4 years ago
“We seem to be out of gunpowder.”
kathleenhicks62 over 4 years ago
He’s got to be some sort of genius-mad or regular or something else.
djtenltd over 4 years ago
There’s no psychology that ever describe Calvin.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago
trying to do what those psychology books said is why we are in the culture we are IMO- if you like that culture wonderful – if you don’t like whiners, controllers, snowflakes, me first, participation, politically correct, do what I say not what I do, etc, etc, etc, – not so much. Had to read a few as a psych minor, figured the only reason they were written is that someone could make money from them. js
vjorgensen54 over 4 years ago
he more likely headed to a mental institution.
Lomax9er7 over 4 years ago
I wonder how many psych papers have been written on Calvin and Hobbes?
RandomLantern445 over 4 years ago
Calvins face in the Third panel XD
InuYugiHakusho over 4 years ago
Calvin wore that exact ensemble when he wanted to shoot himself out of a cannon.
GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bingo. Try psychotic disorders.