Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 26, 2020

Jack has finally come to his senses.

Andy’s point there, if he parts his hair right it won’t show.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but it’s a variation of a theme , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp talking in riddles does not work on Jack ,but the policeman seems impressed :o) in my avatar Mr Bean is smiling because he’s in a good mood like I am , how was your day ? our Manic Monday should be very busy but we should cope I hope ,Connie is in a good mood and Bella is running about , keep safe pal ,on Facebook I have read that an American man has saved millions of babies lives because his blood donations have a special factor like yours has.

nice try indeed, officer

Is Jack having some trouble on his balance sheet? A little matter of more beer going out and not enough money coming in?

Jack’s getting tired. He used to throw Andy farther than that.

Andy, that was a great comeback…not!

It was a miserable try, methinks. But considering the fog surrounding him, it’s probably one of his personal best.

Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you come here no more, no more, no more, no more.

One wonders how big a tab he actually has.

Andy had a certain logic there – a drunk’s logic, but logic nonetheless!At least Andy was trying. That’s all a steer can do!

That just it Andy, he doesn’t expect you to pay it back.

Is that Alan or another police officer?

xxx

@Afficionado

The only man I’m aware of who’s blood has saved millions of babies is James Harrison from Australia. He’s now retired from giving blood because he was already past the cut off age. His blood was used to make Anti D injections for expectant mothers.

I have CMV- blood which is preferred for newborn babies but I’m also a positive blood group which can’t be given to everyone. So my guess is that my blood goes to older children or adults.

I’ve managed to get myself a little volunteer job at a local community centre. I’m currently on a trial that will last for a few weeks and if I get kept on, I will probably get more hours. I’m there every Monday (so far) from 10am-1pm. I work on Reception answering the phone, transferring calls, taking messages and getting visitors to fill out a small form with their details for NHS Track & Trace.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Love to Bella.

Close, but no cigar. (Or beer either, for that matter.)

Well, Andy would want to carry a TAB until he won big with the BOOKIES.

I wonder if Jack would get greater distance with a good kick to the seat of Andy’s pants.

If not greater distance, perhaps more satisfaction.