Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 31, 2020

I hope he makes it!

That was the book written by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont.

Just use a trolleyman’s bottle, if you can’t find Depends.

Har, har! Some fool removed the floor of the gardyloo!

So is he going to find a racehorse in there?

One who doesn’t relieve himself when necessary is a fool indeed.

And there is no bigger feeling of relief!

Jest-er minute there,you can’t just run off in the middle of a show….

Why some jesters have those puffy pants.

HRM:“Why are you running off behind closed doors? Are you taking a crap?”

Jester: “No peeking”

Not so much skipping to the loo as all-out running.

shouldn’t there be a jester outline on the door?

The comic relief happens when he runs full tilt into a locked door.

As long as he’s not going in there to juggle.

“’Scuse me, gotta run to the jestroom.”