Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 30, 2020

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    allen@home  about 4 years ago

    This time it looks like you should have zig when you zag.

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    TStyle78  about 4 years ago

    Or does it?

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    That’s why squirrels don’t run in zigzags (houseflies either): They move one direction until the predator has them figured out, then they make a right angle turn (and the squirrel throws it’s tail along the prior path, to help fool the predator).

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    robolt  about 4 years ago

    Mortar enemies

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    whenlifewassimpler  about 4 years ago

    I am happy that he/she is alright.

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    If it’s an explosive shell, the predators don’t need a direct hit. On the other hand, if they’re killing for food, they may want to limit the damage to the prey.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Lions using artillery to hunt? Now I’ve seen everything.

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    Amazing. No legwork required and the meat is already grilled, smoked or bbq-ed depending on the artillery

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    Herd of Turtles  about 4 years ago

    How about a barrel roll?

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    rmfrye Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Zigged when he shoulda zagged

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    patiodragon  about 4 years ago

    That must be the lion of fire…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh, deer.

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    Havel  about 4 years ago

    Gonna be some bad gnus for him.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “SERPENTINE, Shelly. serpentine”

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Doe!

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    chromosome Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t that blast their prey to smithereens?

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Just in time for a zag.

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    Lablubber   about 4 years ago

    The secret is to use the right tenderizer.

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