Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 02, 2020

It was a last second split decision.

Those signs are murder for motorcycles.

Ah yes. The old spilt car trick.

That half of the car has a mind of its own.

alan funt really did this on “candid camera” back in the 60’s ;+)

Blame the GPS system

And it cut his horse power in half.

no wonder traffic has increased…

https://youtu.be/6Jtjo3UtL7E?t=17m30s

Come drive the all new 2020 Horace Motors Splitmobile!

LOL!

This gag originated with Laurel and Hardy, I’m pretty sure. Like so many others.

https://youtu.be/ZzNYq-ZN23k

Luckily for Horace… the next sign said: "merge "….!

if a cop sees that, he’ll get a split ticket

Halved his emissions output, though.

Empty car. Going to the right. Hmmmm

It’s OK, there’s a Merge sign 200 yards ahead.

As the great Yogi said, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”. If you run over it, you’ll get a flat tire.

A weird place.

Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start a day.

“We split the Ciera.”

Another funny sign gag.

When I began the comic, I liked it, but now I’m of two minds….

Use a sidecar?

The Scarecrow said, “Of course, people do go both ways.”

Planaria ahead.