Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 18, 2020

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    BigDaveGlass  about 4 years ago

    And left an almighty mess behind them…..

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    It’s anybody’s guess if Rod’s pen is indeed mightier than his sword…but it wouldn’t take much, for sure! :D

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    Chithing Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I was just thinking about Bennet Cerf the other day…

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    This is the middle ages (sort of). All they have is Bennett Serf.

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    redback  about 4 years ago

    I guess in a few years people will also have to search for coronavirus to understand the jokes

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    tony_n_jen2003  about 4 years ago

    Some quotes from Bennett Cerf.-“Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.”- “Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.”-“The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.”-“In a notable family called SteinThere were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein.Gert’s writing was hazy,Ep’s statues were crazy,And nobody understood Ein.”

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Bennet Cerf was pretty memorable in his own write (pun intended) but maybe more memorable for betting Dr. Seuss that he couldn’t write a children’s book that used no more than 50 different words. We ended up with Green Eggs and Ham. Cerf conceded that Seuss had won but, according to Seuss, never paid up.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Wonder how many people who read this even know who Bennett Cerf was. Besides the commenters of course.

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    Albert Sims Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I first heard of Bennett Cerf on “What’s My Line?”.

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    Craig Westlake  about 4 years ago

    Rodney’s wit and wry humor is a wonder to behold…

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    brklnbern  about 4 years ago

    The King of Random House.

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    C wolfe  about 4 years ago

    The only place I ever saw or heard of Bennett Cerf was on “What’s My Line”, but then I had no idea who the other panelist were, also. My age at the time was in single digits.

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