Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 07, 2020

That’s not teeth grinding sweets. It’s chattering.

No fair – the comics are where I come to escape reality, not face it!

I have, once or twice, simply moved to another reasonably padded, reasonably horizontal, reasonably long surface and slept under a couple of winter coats, only to be woken abruptly when Spouse wandered in to wonder, with the lights on, why I wasn’t in bed.

One good turn, gets most of the blankets.

I remember that from my married days!!

Go ahead, warm your feet on her back.

Life Pro Tip = Always buy blankets one size up. Queen size bed? King size blankets. Wrap yourself up on those cold winter nights.

i feel your pain brother….

This is why I have my own blanket.

I sleep on edge of bed and still get kicked. We have a king sized bed. Thank heavens she started sleeping in guest room.

Get a 2-person sleeping bag.

Ok, my thermal regulatory system is wacky, so this may sound weird. I have my own towel for warmth in bed. My legs are prone to sweat (I know, TMI) even when I’m cold. So legs stay out and the towel on top keeps me warm (even if the wife steals the blankets).

This is why we use his and hers blankets

I don’t know about grinding, but snoring definitely keeps me awake.

My wife once accused me of pushing the blanket over to her side.

As Seen on TV…snuggie fleece blanket with sleeves.

That’s why we may share the same bed but with two separate blankets….

My wife and I tried everything to get a good night’s rest. We eventually moved to separate bedrooms. Our marriage has never been better since.

And if only he could lie still instead of all the shivering.

Simple solution – separate blankets.

Now add a stretched out GSP that snores in the middle.