Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 02, 2020

Eat a sandwich!

Except her shoes. She definitely has fat feet.

I always thought eating spinich fattened the forearms.

Looks like Popeye hasn’t been neglecting leg day.

It was sad that Olive would never make a career in ballet. It was a feat (sic) too big to overcome.

“I didn’t ask if this dress makes me look fat, I asked if it makes me look flat.”

I once saw a Popeye satire in MAD magazine…Popeye gobbled down a can of spinach and grew muscles; then Olive Oyl gobbled down a can of spinach and grew boobs.

Puberty would help.

Oyl veh

EVEN FAT WOULDN’T MAKE YOU LOOK FAT!!!

Or as someone once said, “She wouldn’t look good in nothin’.”

Your feet, on the other hand….

She said “flat”.

Anorexia is no laughing matter.

Olive Oyl makes Twiggy look fat.

Frankly you looked board, as in stiff as.

But, about those shoes and your feet…

Her father was a strand of spaghetti…

put acouple of grapes in your top. it’ll make you look like you have breasts.

the shoes help some too.

Popeye doesn’t know how lucky a guy he is. LOL