Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 06, 2020

When my wife asks why I don’t want a pet, this is my answer.

Once an animal moves in, the animal can do no wrong!

The husband can do no right!

The Gentleman seems like a bit of a slow learner. She has told him this before, just not as directly as this time.

That is a picture I did NOT need in my head.

OOF

But Verne does not look like a Keto ;-)

As ungodly homely as his wife is, NOT sharing a bed with her would be a benefit.

Pancakes have carbs?

I was going to have yogurt for breakfast but now I want pancakes.

I prefer sausages and waffles.

Got the wife “breakfast in bed” this morning; she was awake with insomnia at 3:30am so I brought her a shot of Whiskey (breakfast of champions).

A Havahart trap works better than B&B.

My critter is in my insulated air duct. Stray cat.

sexist and rude

Let me get in on that

Mommy like cute critters.

Why DON’T you get breakfast? Too busy? Too limited in budget? Too helpless? Or do you mean only that your wife doesn’t serve it to you?

HARSH, lady, HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)