Close to Home by John McPherson for November 13, 2020

Bleeb has caught a wave and is gonna ride it right over that sea wall.

(Best Leslie Nielson) “I CAN HOLD MY BREATH A LONG TIME!!!! (kudos to you if you know what movie that line’s from.;-D)

But, you’re not old enough to hold my beer while I embark on this endeavor.

For a second, I thought the bucket was radioactive.

me thinks that ain’t gonna help.

That’s the general response to sea levels rising due to the melting of the ice in Greenland and Antarctica. Hope it works better for Dad than it appears to be working for coastal cities in general.

FEMA of #45 is sending stilts to raise structures…and lots of paper towels.

Gonna need a bigger seawall…

Dad is more concerned about the tide on his right side

That’s not big enough… they need to build a tide pod.

Maybe the nearby sunbather watching the show can come help dig him out.

Can you say that in Dhivehi?

Dad may be swimming with the fishes soon. Where’s mom?

Motive: inheritance. Opportunity: seaside visit Means: beach sand. Book ’em, Dano.

Yup, that works so well for everyone else who does it. I wonder if he has a really good insurance policy. I can see his heirs are thinking ahead.

Sadly, that really has happened.

Oh goody…..

that is what they told New Orleans before Katrina!

Hope this sand wall holds…

Considerate degenerates!!!

♫ When the levee breaks …. ♫

Bleeb is wavin’ again.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBS!

(Bleeb’s hanging…… two?)

How many is Bleeb hanging?

Creepshow (1982): Come down to the beach, you can hold your breath!