Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 01, 2020

jiggle,jiggle,jiggle

The contest for leg jiggling requires a knocked kneed pair of legs, which ((((((((quiver))))))) when walking. If there is any sound of knocking, you’re disqualified from the race. No ointments allowed, if put in the penalty box. The winner gets a trip to the Clapping Mountains Resort, where fine gifts are showered upon you.

How about if I just keep both feet on the floor and move my knees closer and farther? Technically, that isn’t jiggling.

J.D. Salinger, call your office.

Is that a chicken in the green centre bit? >8^O

I used to leg jiggle…

…perhaps my energy level is different, now, because I no longer do it…

…I see some women’s breasts jiggle when they jog…

…but I don’t believe that is a nervous situation…

…I used to have to jiggle the knobs sometimes on a Tv or radio…

…but that seems to have totally disappeared…

…and Mr Jingelings would jiggle his magic keys at Christmas time…

…jello jiggles…

…and so do some dancers …

…I have to jiggle my time around sometimes…

… I jiggle the handle to the toilet to stop it from running…

…the fat man’s belly jiggles while he laughs…

…my neighbor used to have a cat named Jiggles…

…new Jiggles French fries from Del Taco…

…we are no saying that they are made with worms…

…you are…

The billion dollar grant from the government to study leg jiggling was well spent, but as a tax payer I don’t think so much of the report should have been redacted.

Document Dump!

Sister Teresa’s sources have obtained heavily-redacted Top Secret documents relevant to the debilitating national epidemic of Leg Jiggling. Sources seem to suggest that this plague was begun in the Philippines and spread from there, insidiously, via Venezuela to the U.S.A. and thence to Froglandia. Hence, it was necessary to close our borders.

If you see incidents of Leg Jiggling, call Crimestoppers, or contact the Froglandian Bureau of Investigation.

It’s your patriotic duty! Say No to frog-leg jiggling!

(You’ll thank me later.)

Leg jiggling is allowed but frowned upon; however, leg noodling could result in substantial time on the chain gang.

The author(s) of this highly redacted report are on to something, I think, when they cite the difference between leg-jiggling in cocktail lounges and coffee shops. And authentic Froglandian Bath Mats® are particularly handy (or footy?) for leg-jiggling, which may contribute to rampant participation rates.

Cellulite?

When my mother was on the phone with her mother or sister she would cross her legs and make continuous figure eights with her leg for an hour and a half.

From the Mayonnaise Clinic: “Restless legs syndrome (RLS) is a condition that causes an uncontrollable urge to move your legs, usually because of an uncomfortable sensation. It typically happens in the evening or nighttime hours when you’re sitting or lying down. Moving eases the unpleasant feeling temporarily.”

My physician (Dt. KneeJerk) says that there is no vaccine as yet; but that diet change, Dopamine promoters, and nerve meds may help …!

I don’t care what she’s running for. I’ll definitely vote for Queen Jiggle.

Jiggle the handle.

I try to keep up.

Kinda describes individuals as well.

Is this like Restless Leg Syndrome or no? (haha)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518

Comprehensive, enlightening, blazes a new trail.

So does doing the hokey pokey count?Certainly the time warp would be acceptable…

Oh, yeah: is that first bird a heron? Okay, the second bird, what did Teresa have heron? B^P