Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 21, 2020

I’m gonna stay confused. I had a Foster Mother who thought – getting her home TP (don’t know about shaving cream) was a complement! It meant that one of her kids was ‘popular’. I still thought it was a waste of TP and a mess to clean up.

Eh? Tepee and shaving cream?

Just move a herd of well fed cows near the camp. Let a few take dumps at the tent openings to give the tent occupant a warm feeling in the morning.

Rodney is too used to playing at war.

Don’t waste the TP.

TP the Teepees!

Such ambitious goals, Rodney…are you sure the troops are ready for them?

If only all wars (and ugly elections) were conducted thusly.

(senses awkwardness in the grammar of the dialogue of the cartoon)

LOL

I’ve seen people mount a roll of TP on the business end of a leaf blower. Very effective, but a mess to clean up. Deploys a jumbo roll in seconds. Today TP is way too scarce and valuable.

Ha. Blue on Blue shenanigans. Love it. Steal their company flag while your there.

Send in the tp. You can keep the shaving cream.

Showering them in gifts!?!

Dude, TP is at a premium right now!

Then we’ll tickle them to death.

That’ll show em….

How about you set the TP out as a trap? Better than honey to flies at the moment!

Hannibal suggests half-pincer.

He should take a page out of the book of judges with Gideon

This happened at a Renaissance Faire (held in a county park about 20 miles from “civilization”) that I participated in about 20 years ago. A bunch of rowdys got drunk late the night before opening and TP’d the encampment … hah, hah, hah (NOT!) Everybody had to drop their usual last minute preparations and scramble to clean up the grounds, then scramble to get their own period displays (costumes, vendor booths, historical re-enactments, etc.) in order. Not only that (bad enough) it turned out the idiots had stolen the TP from the Porta-Potties, so there was no TP for the several hundred paying customers due to arrive in a couple of hours, to say nothing of the hundreds of participants camping there and needing to use the “facilities” right now!! A frantic call to the Porta-Potty company got us resupplied (along with a hefty surcharge) and the guilty guild of rowdys banned from that and subsequent faires.

Counting coup, perhaps?

(Showing you could have killed but chose not to.)

They are already teepeed.

So that’s who hoarded it all.

that’s how wars should be fought