Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 18, 2020

How do you change his Air Filter?

Quick, get the Dino-mometer.

Are you sure you don’t need to take him to a mechanic?

Be careful that he doesn’t back fire.

Uh oh. It must be the red dragon virus!

Change his diet to something with a little roughage in it. Henry might lite into it. It could at least spark up his morning.

Time for a smog check.

Whack him one, choke probably stuck on. And listen to oldpine52

Just seeing the look on the vet’s face!

Can dragons catch covid?

He is not wearing a mask, could be Covid.

If it was a dinosaur I could come up with an oil joke.

Running rich usually results in smoky smelly exhaust. Hmmm, I know lots of people who maybe have that problem.

Be careful not to inhale second hand smoke or you’ll be Dragon your….er, wagon back to the cave. …

Careful Henry, no knight can take you, but the EPA will muzzle the heck out of you if you keep smoking like that.

Hey Wiz..simply adjust the air/fuel mixture! ;o}

We need a “Pop” of Wizard’s dragon. I would buy that in a heartbeat. Love that dragon!

It used to be a secret where the adjusting screws are on dragon.. but spoiler alert.. it’s around the back

I ain’t putting a thermometer in there….

He needs to go to the auto shop and get his carburetor worked on.

Poor Henry seems to have lost his spark!

Too much coal? Or is it too much smokes?

Replace his carburetor with a fuel injection unit and he’ll be fine.

What will Henry do if the vet tries to take his temperature?

Can dragons get covid-19 ?