Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 18, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    How do you change his Air Filter?

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    Here's Waldo  almost 4 years ago

    Quick, get the Dino-mometer.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    Are you sure you don’t need to take him to a mechanic?

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    oldpine52  almost 4 years ago

    Be careful that he doesn’t back fire.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Uh oh. It must be the red dragon virus!

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Change his diet to something with a little roughage in it. Henry might lite into it. It could at least spark up his morning.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Time for a smog check.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Whack him one, choke probably stuck on. And listen to oldpine52

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    Just seeing the look on the vet’s face!

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Can dragons catch covid?

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 4 years ago

    He is not wearing a mask, could be Covid.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 4 years ago

    If it was a dinosaur I could come up with an oil joke.

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    assrdood  almost 4 years ago

    Running rich usually results in smoky smelly exhaust. Hmmm, I know lots of people who maybe have that problem.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Be careful not to inhale second hand smoke or you’ll be Dragon your….er, wagon back to the cave. …

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Careful Henry, no knight can take you, but the EPA will muzzle the heck out of you if you keep smoking like that.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 4 years ago

    Hey Wiz..simply adjust the air/fuel mixture! ;o}

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    xyzwriter48  almost 4 years ago

    We need a “Pop” of Wizard’s dragon. I would buy that in a heartbeat. Love that dragon!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It used to be a secret where the adjusting screws are on dragon.. but spoiler alert.. it’s around the back

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    I ain’t putting a thermometer in there….

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    He needs to go to the auto shop and get his carburetor worked on.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Poor Henry seems to have lost his spark!

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    weirdme Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Too much coal? Or is it too much smokes?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Replace his carburetor with a fuel injection unit and he’ll be fine.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    What will Henry do if the vet tries to take his temperature?

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    V.Dargain  almost 4 years ago

    Can dragons get covid-19 ?

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