I always figured if Santa was going to go on vacation… or have a Summer Home… it wouldn’t be at either of the Poles. It also wouldn’t be on the Equator. It would be too extreme for his system to take in. So… somewhere in the middle! How about the 45th Parallel ?!?
At this point, I am reminded of Steve Greenberg’s classic 1969 single, Big Bruce (and take up any indignation with Greenberg; I’m just the messenger…..).
The elves’ version of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Brucie does not know his geography at all. He is at the North Pole, not the South Pole. #idiot :]
arjun.shriv almost 4 years ago
So is that what Jon would be like if he was an elf?
Clarence almost 4 years ago
Why would Bruice live in Antarctica
codycab almost 4 years ago
On the bright side, Brucie is gonna have a Christmas in July to remember.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
I always figured if Santa was going to go on vacation… or have a Summer Home… it wouldn’t be at either of the Poles. It also wouldn’t be on the Equator. It would be too extreme for his system to take in. So… somewhere in the middle! How about the 45th Parallel ?!?
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
On the bright side it is summer there now, with 24 hours of daylight.
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Santa gave his Elf, the cold shoulder.
jr1234 almost 4 years ago
https://www.comicskingdom.com/baby-blues/2020-12-22
clownbuckle almost 4 years ago
brucie… you fool..
CarmineBazile almost 4 years ago
An Elf complaining about the cold…
Gent almost 4 years ago
Well, it is summer in the South pole now.
mrcooncat almost 4 years ago
To quote Bugs Bunny: “I must have taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque!”
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Brucie the Elf could use a little helf, er help!
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Hopefully, Brucie isn’t working on toys with sharp edges…
-Saint- almost 4 years ago
Brucie is now looking for the West Pole…
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Brucie might be related to jon
Mario500 almost 4 years ago
“BRUCIE’S NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB ON THE TREE”
(senses an insult having been made just for the sake of having one made)
l3i7l almost 4 years ago
Brucie may be a Christmas Elf, but here in Wisconsin we know Bruce the Spruce as a talking Christmas tree.
https://www.wisconsinlife.org/story/meet-bruce-the-spruce-green-bays-talking-christmas-tree/
Wichita1.0 almost 4 years ago
And that, kids, is our geography lesson for today. But where’re you going to find a red beaked penguin to light the frosty nights??
Cedar the squirrel almost 4 years ago
Well, elves never seen penguins
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
At this point, I am reminded of Steve Greenberg’s classic 1969 single, Big Bruce (and take up any indignation with Greenberg; I’m just the messenger…..).
CaveCat87 almost 4 years ago
So basically what Brucie said about the South Pole being cold would be Jon in a nutshell, if Jon was an elf instead of a human.
Bones the cat almost 4 years ago
You guys need to listen to the spitballers podcast! It’s so funny!
AndyMoser almost 4 years ago
The elves’ version of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Brucie does not know his geography at all. He is at the North Pole, not the South Pole. #idiot :]
AustinKniga-Bartlett almost 4 years ago
Maybe he should go somewhere that feels like the West and East Poles.
WentBrown almost 4 years ago
Clearly not.
ChermsMcTerbin almost 4 years ago
I’m sorry, but Brucie should NOT be traveling right now.
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Brucie Almighty smally.
T&J Fan over 3 years ago
“South is Hot”
South Pole: HA