The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 19, 2020

Brutus, why don’t you use those “cross trainers” to put a few marks on Ms. Gargoyle…er..Gargle? ;D

Her hair is shaped like that so she doesn’t have to wear a pointed hat. But we all know what she is.

Never one to pass up an opportunity to insult her son-in-law.

Her shoes don’t get a workout, either, because she’s always flying around on her broom.

Perfidious Woman strikes again .

Wow, geeze, look at the time! We better get you back to the nursing home before you miss bingo night.

I never could figure out why you need to be angry to go training.

I’m sure she’d be cross no matter what shoes she wore.

Work Shoes are safe from Looters.

I for once might agree with Mother Gargle, if the cross trainers are secured with Velcro. If Velcro is good enough for my friend’s grandkids, it’s good enough for me.

he is training in sitting and in napping

This scene would be greatly improved by her absence.

Born loser told her he was a place kicker in school. He’s fixing to place kick her butt.

As well they should be! And don’t except anything less Brutus!

I see she is wearing her “bitch” shoes.

My shoes adapt to my needs at the time and right now they are doing what I need them to do….

I don’t remember what movie it’s from, but I always liked the response: “Aww, why don’t you go haunt a house or something.” ☺

I didn’t think she was talkin’ about the shoes.

What does she wear? B*tches?

She sure has the “beak” nose to match.

Just curious if Mother “ Gargle” was meant to be a play on “ Gargoyle”. Seems logical!

On reading this, I immediately thought of Carol Burnett as Eunice. I could picture her getting up from the chair, looking Mama right in the eye with that angry, squinting, you’d-better-not-mess-with-me-anymore-today face, and then delivering a line like, “Old lady, I’m going to use these loafers to kick your butt out the door if you say one more word to me!”

Mama and Mother Gargle have a lot in common.

She ought to know.

Just once I’d love to see him get up and tell the old bat to get out and not return until she can be civil.