Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 13, 2020

At least Ralph was happy most of the day….

Honeybunch!

I looked forward to the McRib but couldn’t go out. I found a recipe by Jim Foreman on Youtube that matches exactly. I had all the ingredients. So tasty.

We bought a kale and cheddar cheese sauce at Costco, downside – no flavor at all, upside – no flavor at all. Has more salt than Kale in it.

Ralph, buddy, no jury would convict you.

I thought he was a mall cop.

Do you hate your husband that much?…..

So Ralph no longer works at the mall. He is airport security. When did that happen?

Maybe SHE’S having spinach casserole. Ralph can drive to the burger place by himself.

And to think June’s suggestion got Ralph through the day.

I would become grumpy too. Hopefully there is lots of ice cream in the freezer.

How mean of her!

All this time I thought Ralph was a Mall Cop??

Lesson for Ralph: next time, get the burger yourself at lunch.

It’s any wonder he’s ever happy returning home.

A perfect case of obliviousness.

My wife used to do that to me all the time. Now, I do the cooking. Before Covid, I used to plan on eating out, but when it was time to go, she didn’t want to. Doing the cooking has made it better, especially as I find new foods to prepare. Not that I really cook, other than throwing things in the Microwave or oven.

I’d love the spinach casserole. On another day. Today, I’m with Ralph on this one

I like spinach casserole!!

Miserable woman. I’d turn right around, and go get the burger. She can stick the casserole in her ear.