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āWHY,ā are you just sitting there sipping wine and watching certain death, when you SHOULD be in survival mode, hunting and skinning animals for food and warmth??
Remember kids this is a chance sport. There is a chance this will spend the next twenty years moving two inches a day. There is also a chance it will suddenly kick into over drive and go 150 feet in a day.
They say creatures stop evolving when they learn to change their environment. Looks like adding a chair and a glass of wine to his environment is a pretty good changeā¦
Iām sure that, once the tribe is fed and watered, there is a little time for sitting around and enjoying doing a little bit of nothing while enjoying the literal āfruitsā of your labor. Frankly, glacier migration is just as entertaining as some TV shows I have sat through the last few years(with enough wine).
A man I worked with married an Alaska native. They were in Alaska, hiking along what he described as the ādirty partā of a glacier: where the land had already been chewed up by the glacier the last time it advanced. Mark sat on a boulder and beckoned his wife to sit beside him. She sat, yelled, and jumped up. They could feel the ground rumble as the glacier gradually advanced!
There werenāt any glaciers for most of the Mesozoic. Nor will there be in the near future that these people live in. Must have been the Zeus Weather Sat that can produce cold temperatures temporarily.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Iāll take something stronger! Especially if I am to watch ice melt, sand-dune move, grass growā¦
jagedlo over 4 years ago
No, heās not boredā¦he doesnāt look like a piece of wood..
Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago
āWHY,ā are you just sitting there sipping wine and watching certain death, when you SHOULD be in survival mode, hunting and skinning animals for food and warmth??
Leojim over 4 years ago
Even MORE wine and the entertainment value will soar!
SamuelMeasa over 4 years ago
Remember kids this is a chance sport. There is a chance this will spend the next twenty years moving two inches a day. There is also a chance it will suddenly kick into over drive and go 150 feet in a day.
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Ice seeā¦.
Asharah over 4 years ago
I remember on my trip to Alaska, we got to watch a glacier calve icebergs from the deck of our ship.
Purple People Eater over 4 years ago
Iāve never seen a glacier move, but I have heard them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZyL1GlKH-s
one8romeo over 4 years ago
Nice chair.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Wow, watching time slip by, sip by sipā¦
dflak over 4 years ago
Everythting goes better with red wine.
dflak over 4 years ago
There is a reason I donāt live in places like Alaska or Greenland: I canāt outrun a glacier.
pathamil over 4 years ago
They say creatures stop evolving when they learn to change their environment. Looks like adding a chair and a glass of wine to his environment is a pretty good changeā¦
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
I think hallucinogens would be more appropriate in this case.
Nyckname over 4 years ago
Now weāre watching them go bye-bye.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Free ice anyone?
keltii over 4 years ago
when did he change chairs?
sandpiper over 4 years ago
given the current rate of decline in Greenland and Antarctic, heād better do shots.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Whatever happened to standinā on the corner, watchinā all the girls go by?
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
I think that they have had too much wine already.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Iām sure that, once the tribe is fed and watered, there is a little time for sitting around and enjoying doing a little bit of nothing while enjoying the literal āfruitsā of your labor. Frankly, glacier migration is just as entertaining as some TV shows I have sat through the last few years(with enough wine).
!!ĒlÉā over 4 years ago
How long ātil the LSD kicks in? >B^D
Hatter over 4 years ago
Red red wine, you give enough of loveYouāre kind of loving like a blessing from above
flagmichael Premium Member over 4 years ago
A man I worked with married an Alaska native. They were in Alaska, hiking along what he described as the ādirty partā of a glacier: where the land had already been chewed up by the glacier the last time it advanced. Mark sat on a boulder and beckoned his wife to sit beside him. She sat, yelled, and jumped up. They could feel the ground rumble as the glacier gradually advanced!
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Wine makes many things so much betterā¦ā¦
poppacapsmokeblower over 4 years ago
Paint hadnāt been invented so watch glaciers. Las Vegas was taking odds on whether glaciers were advancing or retreating
WCraft over 4 years ago
Hateful comments about people who donāt believe in global warming in: 3ā¦2ā¦
vjorgensen54 over 4 years ago
must be out of beer
xsintricks over 4 years ago
And then Aunty Acid joins inā¦
dv over 4 years ago
At least it is faster than the line at the post office
spaced man spliff over 4 years ago
The Ice Man Cometh.
montylc2001 over 4 years ago
Oddball approves.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
There werenāt any glaciers for most of the Mesozoic. Nor will there be in the near future that these people live in. Must have been the Zeus Weather Sat that can produce cold temperatures temporarily.
oakie817 over 4 years ago
wouldnāt white wine be more appropriate?