“WHY,” are you just sitting there sipping wine and watching certain death, when you SHOULD be in survival mode, hunting and skinning animals for food and warmth??
Remember kids this is a chance sport. There is a chance this will spend the next twenty years moving two inches a day. There is also a chance it will suddenly kick into over drive and go 150 feet in a day.
They say creatures stop evolving when they learn to change their environment. Looks like adding a chair and a glass of wine to his environment is a pretty good change…
I’m sure that, once the tribe is fed and watered, there is a little time for sitting around and enjoying doing a little bit of nothing while enjoying the literal “fruits” of your labor. Frankly, glacier migration is just as entertaining as some TV shows I have sat through the last few years(with enough wine).
A man I worked with married an Alaska native. They were in Alaska, hiking along what he described as the “dirty part” of a glacier: where the land had already been chewed up by the glacier the last time it advanced. Mark sat on a boulder and beckoned his wife to sit beside him. She sat, yelled, and jumped up. They could feel the ground rumble as the glacier gradually advanced!
There weren’t any glaciers for most of the Mesozoic. Nor will there be in the near future that these people live in. Must have been the Zeus Weather Sat that can produce cold temperatures temporarily.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
I’ll take something stronger! Especially if I am to watch ice melt, sand-dune move, grass grow…
jagedlo about 4 years ago
No, he’s not bored…he doesn’t look like a piece of wood..
Mordock999 Premium Member about 4 years ago
“WHY,” are you just sitting there sipping wine and watching certain death, when you SHOULD be in survival mode, hunting and skinning animals for food and warmth??
Leojim about 4 years ago
Even MORE wine and the entertainment value will soar!
SamuelMeasa about 4 years ago
Remember kids this is a chance sport. There is a chance this will spend the next twenty years moving two inches a day. There is also a chance it will suddenly kick into over drive and go 150 feet in a day.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Ice see….
Asharah about 4 years ago
I remember on my trip to Alaska, we got to watch a glacier calve icebergs from the deck of our ship.
Purple People Eater about 4 years ago
I’ve never seen a glacier move, but I have heard them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZyL1GlKH-s
one8romeo about 4 years ago
Nice chair.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Wow, watching time slip by, sip by sip…
dflak about 4 years ago
Everythting goes better with red wine.
dflak about 4 years ago
There is a reason I don’t live in places like Alaska or Greenland: I can’t outrun a glacier.
pathamil about 4 years ago
They say creatures stop evolving when they learn to change their environment. Looks like adding a chair and a glass of wine to his environment is a pretty good change…
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
I think hallucinogens would be more appropriate in this case.
Nyckname about 4 years ago
Now we’re watching them go bye-bye.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Free ice anyone?
keltii about 4 years ago
when did he change chairs?
sandpiper about 4 years ago
given the current rate of decline in Greenland and Antarctic, he’d better do shots.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Whatever happened to standin’ on the corner, watchin’ all the girls go by?
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
I think that they have had too much wine already.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m sure that, once the tribe is fed and watered, there is a little time for sitting around and enjoying doing a little bit of nothing while enjoying the literal “fruits” of your labor. Frankly, glacier migration is just as entertaining as some TV shows I have sat through the last few years(with enough wine).
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
How long ‘til the LSD kicks in? >B^D
Hatter about 4 years ago
Red red wine, you give enough of loveYou’re kind of loving like a blessing from above
flagmichael about 4 years ago
A man I worked with married an Alaska native. They were in Alaska, hiking along what he described as the “dirty part” of a glacier: where the land had already been chewed up by the glacier the last time it advanced. Mark sat on a boulder and beckoned his wife to sit beside him. She sat, yelled, and jumped up. They could feel the ground rumble as the glacier gradually advanced!
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
Wine makes many things so much better……
poppacapsmokeblower about 4 years ago
Paint hadn’t been invented so watch glaciers. Las Vegas was taking odds on whether glaciers were advancing or retreating
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hateful comments about people who don’t believe in global warming in: 3…2…
vjorgensen54 about 4 years ago
must be out of beer
xsintricks about 4 years ago
And then Aunty Acid joins in…
dv about 4 years ago
At least it is faster than the line at the post office
spaced man spliff about 4 years ago
The Ice Man Cometh.
montylc2001 about 4 years ago
Oddball approves.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
There weren’t any glaciers for most of the Mesozoic. Nor will there be in the near future that these people live in. Must have been the Zeus Weather Sat that can produce cold temperatures temporarily.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
wouldn’t white wine be more appropriate?