Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 21, 2020

He did not “miss” anything while away.

And yes. That’s how we got your twin brother Wally too.

I got here because during WW2 there was gasoline rationing and my parents were stuck at home.

They found him at a KMart Bluelight Special. ooops wrong strip.

He’s still trying to find himself.

That’s an easier explanation than “the birds and bees”.

Found at the supermarket riding the royal mustang, coin operated.

He’s a foundling.

“Now go play with your sister Dora.”

I was born May 52 and was a second born. I cannot find any valid event that would have created me in 51, so I’m gonna assume the old man was simply horny.

I tried telling that to my younger brother but he’s not buying it…