Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 07, 2020

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    dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Absence makes the heart grow…..yonder.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    I think the term is " ghosted ", as in you’ve been ghosted

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    I wanted to make a joke about… she just went off to X on vacation. And X would be the popular vacation spot for politicians. But… I didn’t know the X! So… I Googled. The scary part… many articles about what governors are taking off to places like Italy and other places to escape the COVID epidemic. Most of the articles are no more than a couple of days old. Somehow… my joke… isn’t all that funny.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    She doesn’t appear to be your girlfriend then.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She just needed a sugar-daddy to hang on to, who had some sugar.

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    wiatr  almost 4 years ago

    She joined a cult.

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    Dean  almost 4 years ago

    There is the horrendous possibility due to Autopay for utilities and Direct Deposit from our ‘rich uncle’ that months ago she had actually “Fallen and can’t get up”. Sad.

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    ollou90  almost 4 years ago

    Count your blessings…

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    I said the same thing, one time about an ex. She never turned up but her lawyer and a process server did!

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    carlzr  almost 4 years ago

    She decided that print media is old and busted.

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    DavidHewlett  almost 4 years ago

    Uhhh, ‘Cosmo’ if it has been two weeks, I think I would start looking for new girl friend ! ! !

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Spending more time with her husband.. now that she has a rough idea of the size of your bank account.

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    You need to get back on those psychedelic drugs.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Smart girl.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Look online. Google “invisible girlfriend.” You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

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    debra4life  almost 4 years ago

    I know that feeling – being dumped, but being the last one to know about it.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    I’m sure she’s making do, whoever do is.

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