I wanted to make a joke about… she just went off to X on vacation. And X would be the popular vacation spot for politicians. But… I didn’t know the X! So… I Googled. The scary part… many articles about what governors are taking off to places like Italy and other places to escape the COVID epidemic. Most of the articles are no more than a couple of days old. Somehow… my joke… isn’t all that funny.
There is the horrendous possibility due to Autopay for utilities and Direct Deposit from our ‘rich uncle’ that months ago she had actually “Fallen and can’t get up”. Sad.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Absence makes the heart grow…..yonder.
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
I think the term is " ghosted ", as in you’ve been ghosted
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
I wanted to make a joke about… she just went off to X on vacation. And X would be the popular vacation spot for politicians. But… I didn’t know the X! So… I Googled. The scary part… many articles about what governors are taking off to places like Italy and other places to escape the COVID epidemic. Most of the articles are no more than a couple of days old. Somehow… my joke… isn’t all that funny.
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
She doesn’t appear to be your girlfriend then.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She just needed a sugar-daddy to hang on to, who had some sugar.
wiatr almost 4 years ago
She joined a cult.
Dean almost 4 years ago
There is the horrendous possibility due to Autopay for utilities and Direct Deposit from our ‘rich uncle’ that months ago she had actually “Fallen and can’t get up”. Sad.
ollou90 almost 4 years ago
Count your blessings…
Linguist almost 4 years ago
I said the same thing, one time about an ex. She never turned up but her lawyer and a process server did!
carlzr almost 4 years ago
She decided that print media is old and busted.
DavidHewlett almost 4 years ago
Uhhh, ‘Cosmo’ if it has been two weeks, I think I would start looking for new girl friend ! ! !
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Spending more time with her husband.. now that she has a rough idea of the size of your bank account.
stamps almost 4 years ago
You need to get back on those psychedelic drugs.
JohnHarry Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Smart girl.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Look online. Google “invisible girlfriend.” You’ll be pleasantly surprised.
debra4life almost 4 years ago
I know that feeling – being dumped, but being the last one to know about it.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
I’m sure she’s making do, whoever do is.