I had a plank extending off my balcony and my Siamese like to sit out on the end of it, swaying up and down. I liked to play with him, so when I was downstairs, I teased him by tossing my ring of keys just out of his reach … almost out of his reach. He snagged the keys and I had to wait an hour for my wife to get home.
pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago
Bow before her mighty power!!
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Rejoice! For she could be a dog and eat it!
ACK! Premium Member about 4 years ago
Remind her that you control the can opener.
J Short about 4 years ago
Remind her you own a Super Soaker.
WoodstockJack about 4 years ago
Cats are gods. Just ask them.
ROY PICKETT about 4 years ago
Keeping the servants in line.
Cerabooge about 4 years ago
She already ate the pizza.
drivingfuriously Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’s because there are no good recipes for cats.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
When she ultimately comes down to be fed, show your power by not giving her any food and if she retaliates, take her to the vet…..
Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Eave her alone.
hooglah about 4 years ago
Go get my 12 gauge. We’re about to fix the problem for good!
jtrevor99 about 4 years ago
I was taken to this page when my cat pranced across my laptop keyboard just now. I’m…not sure what to make of that.
Mike H about 4 years ago
As long as its not the TV remote too.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
I had a plank extending off my balcony and my Siamese like to sit out on the end of it, swaying up and down. I liked to play with him, so when I was downstairs, I teased him by tossing my ring of keys just out of his reach … almost out of his reach. He snagged the keys and I had to wait an hour for my wife to get home.