Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 27, 2020

I wish I had Black Friday off from the grocery store (which closed early on Thanksgiving Day).

What year is Lio living in? They don’t wait until the Monday after anymore.

Super Black has a name now. It’s Vantablack.

Hope you have a good weekend’s rest then, Lio!

The LAST day of the year I would ever go shopping.

Wake me when it’s Giving Tuesday, please.

Black Friday means nothing any more. The “deals” were limited and sold out in minutes to idiots who got in line at 3 am, then they decide to open on Thanksgiving. The last straw for me was the year a poor Walmart employee was trampled to death by a bunch of mouth breathers looking to save a few bucks. Now “Black Friday” Starts in July, and runs every Friday after this one, trying to sucker people in. Then Cyber Monday rolls around, followed by Cyber-every-other-day.

when is cyber monday?

On second thought, never mind. /s

Winsor McKay allusion.

Wake me when it’s “back to the normal level of crass materialism Tuesday”.

Call the Po-Po. He’s not wearing a mask.

Well, today is officially Cyber Monday, and I already made my online purchase!