Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 17, 2021

It’s always funnier when you get the joke a few seconds later.

maybe if you just shake it up and down real hard…

Got to squeeze it real hard, and just when you don’t think you are getting results, it spurts all over the place. With all of the whacking, shaking, squeezing and spurting going on, who knew ketchup was so provocative?

If it comes out yellow, we’ll call it mustard.

I understand Heinz has huge holdings in western PA.

Aren’t there squeezy ketchup trees? >B^D

For a minute (until I saw and read the caption) I thought it was a reference to Minecraft.

The squeeze bottles with the really wide caps that are designed to stand upside down are helpful. But it’s kind of hard to stand a tree upside down.

Anticipationnnnn….

Hunts?

There’s 57 different trees that make up Heinz 57

Hit the pickle.

Use a butterknife…

Are Ketchum trees nearby for natural art enthusiasts who can’t even drive a Srixon to Idaho due to the spread of fish head plants under tomato bushes?

But after you get the ketchup flowing, you have to keep the tree turned upside down. . .

oh, puhleeze %

They have several big customers. Including the meatloaf farm on the other side of town.

You do not want to see a mayonnaise tree!