Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 28, 2020

Obviously you passed – it’s the grade-tabulation that’s fraudulent. I’d have Rudy sue!

This is all highly illogical. ;-]

Believing in astrology and passing a logic exam are not mutually exclusive. It’s been like 30 years since formal logic class or I’d give it to you in the proper notation. Lots of sideways U letters and letters with lines over them.

You also failed Personal Accountability 1A.

A Leo prof might fail a Taurus but highly unlikely to fail a Pisces unless they procrastinated. Or maybe Neptune was Retrograde ….

In a similar vein, the professor addresses his class: The Unites States are bordered on the north by Canada, on the south by Mexico, on the east by the Atlantic ocean, and on the west by the Pacific ocean. How old am I.

Student raises his hand: You’re 44 years old.

Professor : Correct! How did you deduce this?Student: I have a cousin who is 22 and is only half crazy.

It’s human nature to blame forces beyond yourself for your own failures.

Some of us overcome this tendency: it’s called growing up.

That sounds about right.

Astrophysicists horoscope:Leo — the stars don’t matter. Pisces — the starts don’t matter. Capricorn — the stars don’t matter. etc.

Rudy Sue… is that what they call him when he’s wearing a dress?

Sounds like fuzzy logic to me.

the definition of logic……….sane.

A good excuse doesn’t have to make sense, just sound good.

Wrong zodiac. It’s because you’re a Dog and he’s a Dragon.

On the campus of Trump U.

way too many people reason this way. read the comments.

read the comments. the comments are blue. why are they blue? because they aren’t red. huh?

You can always tell us Leos. We’re the ones who don’t believe in Astrology.