Close to Home by John McPherson for November 25, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t call that as just being on the fritz. I’d say that coming close to being a death trap.

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    Baarorso  almost 4 years ago

    Are you sure you haven’t just kissed a porcupine, Ms. Bleeb? ;D

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    momofalex7  almost 4 years ago

    She was standing way too close and there doesn’t appear to be any ice in her glass.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Jus have Fritz go stay somewhere else!

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    TStyle78  almost 4 years ago

    Or did it give you super powers?

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    1ecrae  almost 4 years ago

    Not to worry Honey,it will melt .

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    Chris  almost 4 years ago

    or angry…

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    danholt  almost 4 years ago

    Ours will occasionally dump a cube on the floor for the little beast to scoop up and crunch crunch crunch

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    looks like it’s working OK to me……

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Gonna kinda hard to give her a hug now

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    bookworm0812  almost 4 years ago

    Did you steal this from Stephen King’s son, McPhearson? Joe Hill has a book of novellas and one of them is “Rain.” It was killer rain which consisted of rain made of crystal needles.

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    If he doesn’t do something about it quickly she’s going to give him the cold shoulder.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well that’s cool. Ha. I kill me.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Gesundheit.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Honey… you’ve got a little sump’n… riiiight here. No, no… other side.”

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    jscarff57 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If you would hurry up and make a decision when the freezer is open, that wouldn’t happen!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When are they not?

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    “Honey, does my arm look like it’s freezer burnt to you?”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t I see someone like her on one of the X-men movies?

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    codedaddy  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like horseradish.

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    amaneaux  almost 4 years ago

    “And I don’t think we should try to fix it again. It’s time to let it go.”

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    Next time push the ice cube button on the refrigerator not the ice shard button. Anyway, Bleeb thinks it’s funny.

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    rbullfogg  almost 4 years ago

    Porcupine girl

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    paranormal  almost 4 years ago

    More like demon possessed!!!

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    I GUESS it is…..

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    It’s not just on the the fritz, it needs an Exorcist.

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    boydjb47  almost 4 years ago

    Our was “on the Fritz” recently. Lucky it was only leaking into the ice cube tub. Sorry about the culturally inappropriate slang term.

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