Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 27, 2020

Time to break out the salad tongs.

In the fourth panel at first I thought he had a clothes pin on his nose.

I think you should be put down!!

Beware of talking plants. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjook1I0V4

“Feed me!”

Maybe some aphids will do the trick?

Is it safe?

adding road apples probably won’t work either… but it’s worth a try…!

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

She’s was a lovely plant and all the horse-men-knew-her

Never gonna happen! Horace, you have to be gentle, talk softly, and carry a small shovel….

Isn’t Chinese water awfully expensive?

FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!

My plants talk back to me in the form of flowers, fruit and seeds. What else would I be able to understand?

Chinese water torture? The plant just drinks that up!

Horace may have to resort to adding the Chinese sunlight torture to the routine. And if that doesn’t work, he could try burying it up to it’s neck in potting soil!

It might crack, if you use half-nelson for it

Plants speak with molecules not sound.

“I talk to the trees, but they don’t listen to me…”

Most of the problems with plants indoors and out are from the plant staying too wet too long. They will scream at you with yellowing leaves and brown/burnt tips to let their roots breathe. Water fills up airspace in the soil around the roots.