Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    There’s probably an app to get a pillow and a blanket.

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    “Tonight, I’ll be eating whatever didn’t fall on the floor.”

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 4 years ago

    I get the food delivery through the window, but what about delivery to the bathroom?

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    catmom1360  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds good to me.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Now that’s what I call a big mac attack.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Grandpa! You smell like delicious bacon!

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    lavender headgear  almost 4 years ago

    Funny thing is, many of the bad things will disappear as soon as enough people say they don’t want them.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    We drove 20 miles to Carrabbas to pick up our food order tonight. It was worth the drive. Unfortunately, my small town doesn’t have any really ‘good’ restaurants, although we do order from them. And I like to try to help them all stay in business. Plus I’m not crazy about cooking – too many years of doing that, lol.

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    hariseldon59  almost 4 years ago

    All well and good until you need dental or medical care.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He must have a cash flow ap.

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    gbars70  almost 4 years ago

    Rodent, swine miscegenation; worse than dogs, cats living together!

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    I’m too old. It never ceases to amaze me how the young generation seems to be able to afford-or justify- overspending to get food delivered. Using debit instead of credit, to boot.

    I was chatting with the owner of my local DQ and he told me that they had an order go out with DoorDash for ONE blizzard that cost the guy $21. Insane. A local pizza shop tells me he gets SKIP the Dishes orders for single slices.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wait for rat to order beer kegs.

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    Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If you don’t want to get out of bed, I don’t even want to know what you would do instead of getting out of bed to use the bathroom.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    Next thing you know, they’ll be joined by Zebra, Goat, the Crocs, Commander Duck, and Snuffles.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Anything to avoid reality!

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Get a TV,game system,and alcohol and I’m there.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Whichever burger that is, it’s going to end up being a Sloppy Joe.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Aah, one of those false bottom short french-fry buckets.

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    kunddog  almost 4 years ago

    Tax the rich, feed the poor‘Til there are no rich no moreI’d love to change the worldBut I don’t know what to do

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    Mando  almost 4 years ago

    Only time Rat and Pig have slept together.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    um, sanitary facilities?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    All you need is cash.

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    Larryb8415  almost 4 years ago

    Normally I just roll with the comics, but for some reason, today I’m going to get on the soap box. It’s just the funny pages after all: I get it. We are all down in the dumps etc etc. Until good people get out there and make change, it’s going to stay the way it is. Good times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. (you are here) Hard times make strong men. Strong men make good times.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s going to have to get of bed to pick up the food off the floor

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    The Fly Hunter  almost 4 years ago

    Wimps!!!!!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Bathroom = amateur. Professional wimps use a bed pan.

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    Eric S   almost 4 years ago

    “UBER EATS!!”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t eat in bed. Food.

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    John-117  almost 4 years ago

    This seems like paradise.

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Well Pig what you want and what you get depends on you ;-) … Croc Power !

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    dwkiser28603  almost 4 years ago

    Pig, just hang in there till 12:00 pm 1/1/21

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Not too shabby, Pig. But a little exercise (besides going to your bathroom) would probably be a Good Thing. Have the food delivered to your front door: less messy, more exercise=win/win….

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No tip for the delivery boy ?

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    bobw2012  almost 4 years ago

    Sure, but you have to provide your own bedpan.

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    eclectic1  almost 4 years ago

    When I see all the different statistics and figures being thrown around, I think of an old saying, figures lie and liars figure.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 4 years ago

    What, they don’t put the food in a bag? Or wrap the burger before putting it in the bag?

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