Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 04, 2020

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    A 450 pound sumo wrestler wearing thong somehow seems wrong

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    I was wondering where I could fit this in! I just found this meme -

    “How December 2020 is going to look like – (Scrawled on a wall in red spray paint) Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear.”

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    Somebody asked for a trapeze artist with big breasts.

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    I hope there’s a net. A very strong net.

    And I hope the other trapeze artist isn’t having to face off against a Sumo wrestler in a ring somewhere.

    Oh no, I just imagined the other trapeze artist in a mawashi and the Sumo wrestler in tights.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    This is a great example of realizing the benefits of cross-training.

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    jaydogg187  almost 4 years ago

    Kiss your shoulder joints goodbye.

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    hammytech  almost 4 years ago

    from that day on, his nickname was stretch

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    JohnCL  almost 4 years ago

    COVID cancelled sumo season?

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    SusieB  almost 4 years ago

    If there’s a net let him bounce. If there’s not let him splat

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    WGillete  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t know about trapeze, but… imagine a football team with wall-to-wall sumos for the offensive line. The defense wouldn’t even see the quaterback. That’s what the NY Jets need!

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    dragonbite  almost 4 years ago

    It’s going to be VERY temp work! …depending on how high up they are..

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    Stonehouses3  almost 4 years ago

    My first thought on seeing this cartoon: This looks like the federal government trying to help small businesses.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    One of life’s little incongruities. Opposites attract.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of coming back from a long vacation and getting the “hand off” from the on call. Mine’s a bit more white collar though.

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    Nyckname  almost 4 years ago

    Is there su’more to come?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Belly laugh.

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    Holden Awn  almost 4 years ago

    OMG – Wiley fat shaming! He’ll lose his Lefty cred if he’s not more careful.

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    Ouch!

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    alexius23  almost 4 years ago

    Cue song…Since I fell for you….

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    bobw2012  almost 4 years ago

    Overweight Diane

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    admiree2  almost 4 years ago

    Why do so many Americans get repulsed by a sumo’s size and attire? Have you seen what walks on America’s summer beaches in a thong?

    BYOBB…Bring your own barf bag!

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    Redd Panda  almost 4 years ago

    All this info on Sumo costume…did I stumble on a Nipponese version of Wikipedia?

    相撲の衣装に関するこのすべての情報…私はウィキペディアの日本版に出くわしましたか?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    And that is a sumo wrestlers uniform.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gonna lose those legs at the knee…

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    Many years ago I told my now fifty year old son a bedtime story about Honeybear Hershkowitz, the failed 400 lb. aerialist. Now it has been illustrated at last (although Hershkowitz is a rare name among Sumo wrestlers…)

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    gmu328  almost 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t try to catch him. Sorry!

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    ASaneMan  almost 4 years ago

    It’s called a “Mowashi” and it is not a thong. With most sports being cancelled or played weirdly, folks might want to discover sumo: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/video/9999373/?cid=wohk-gg-us-dsa_site_en

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