In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 05, 2020

Well, back to the clubhouse for some lunch!!!

I blame gravity waves for my slice.

LSD makes golf a very challenging game!

I think it should be more.

Just try retrieving your ball.

I had to look that one up just to be sure. Yup, 2 strokes.

Would that shot warrant a Mulligan? Or a good shoeing?

I hate it when that happens.

And I don’t even play golf…

That rip does look like a slice.

Hey look! There’s Voyager!

Looks like the Pandorica Opens! Where’s Matt Smith?

I hate it when that happens.

No do-overs?

Only 2?……

Sounds about right. They would each have a stroke when they saw that.

Cthulhu better bring in his own golf clubs

It’s a functional thing. Without golf clubs, you can’t rip open the space-time continuum. But you have to have golf clubs to fight off what comes through.

…“Tiger-Tiger Woods, Y’all!”

Which is really the least of your worries.