The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 02, 2020

Didn’t think tis one through, didja…….

Bullseye!

That’s sticking it to her!

I wonder for how long he’ll be castigated to sleeping on the couch for that “request?!”

He must be related to Andy Capp

Voodoo darts?

Ouch.

Maybe he found a way to get Gladys to join the game.

Back in the day, I was in a bowling league. When I’d picture my boss poking his head out from behind the 3 pin, I’d aim for that ugly puss and get a strike.

There are no photos of Mother Gargle; her face breaks the camera every time.

Borrow??? I don’t think she’s going to want it back when you get through with it…

“sure, as long as you return it in pristine condition”

Yet ANOTHER bullseye Brutus.

Look on the bright side Gladys. He asked for a picture of your mother instead of one of you.

That’s Two for the Bru Man! And the game continues!

It will DEFINITELY improve his aiming skills, and it will also save dart holes repairs in the wall…..

He should use several pictures of the Gargoyle around the dartboard. Then he just might hit it…

Of course, looking at that many pictures of her (it?) at one time could provoke a rather negative reaction… ☺

Did that with someone we didn’t like-utterly satisfying.

Kinda saw that coming. And if it didn’t, I was gonna suggest it.

Well, throwing darts at a picture is better than doing actual physical harm to the woman, and I’ll bet old Brutus has had a few fantasies about that, too.

A picture of Mother Gargle will help Brutus relieve some of his frustrations, but what he really needs is a picture of Veeblefester.

That’s better than putting Mother Gargles picture in the garden to keep pests away!

ask if she will hold it for you while you play

Brutus, you shouldn’t have asked, you should have just gone and found one.

The picture will inspire him to develop exceptionally good aim.