Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 29, 2020

Why does this make me think of the guy who dug a 12 ft. hole before he figured out that his Metal Detector was reading his steel-toe safety boots?

I don’t think the Wiz understands the gravity of the situation.

Hey Wiz!…. That’s use your noggin.

Missed discovering Newton’s law of universal gravitation by less than four feet.

Well at least he got an apple out of it…..as well as a splitting headache but hey…

whelp, that works too.

Comic Police: Parker & Hart stole this gag from Carl Barks. Gyro Gearloose used to do that to conceive new inventions.

This made me laugh out loud!

(senses desperation in the part of the cartoon involving “WHAAP”)

The theory of assisted gravity! ;o)

I wonder what the wiz would have thought of if the apple had bonked him instead of a self inflicted boo boo. Maybe an iWand?

Rarely does a good idea interrupt you.

And the idea finally comes to him – a comedy about 3 inept, short comedians who hit each other on the head each episode called the 3 Stooges!

Wiz is certainly not a Newton.

Oh, look! He had a great idea.

Cure for cancer, wiz?

I use to climb up a tree and drop apples on old issac’s head.

oh, is that who he discovered gravity?

No, he told me to push off out of his tree, i explained it all to him over drinks later- Dr Who.

Hoo boy this guy has a few lost brain cells.