Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 10, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Should have at least put little diaper on him.

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    You wouldn’t stand a chance either way, Calvin.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    define “better environment”, Calvin

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    ALL toads are incontinent.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 4 years ago

    Hobbes, I’m not sure that the cough and eye swivel will get you off Santa’s list of fibbers.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Consider Moe. Then feel better about your chances.

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Forget Santa, I would be worried about the Krampus if I were you Calvin. Hmmmm, these are all reruns and Calvin hasn’t been seen since 1995. Obviously Calvin got his due and Krampus had a meal.

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    rshive  almost 4 years ago

    Those mitigating circumstance’s will get you every time.

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Blame everyone else before they think of blaming you!

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 4 years ago

    Love Hobbes’s eye roll, “Paragon of virtue”, yeah right!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Eh. Those circumstances can go mitigate themselves! >B^D

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    Nice look of sarcasm there, Hobbes!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    “This whole business of Santa rewarding good kids and neglecting bad kids really bugs me.”

    I entirely agree, Calvin! Santa should take out a contract on all those bad kids. It’s high time they got their just deserts and that we good kids got the upper hand for once.

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    Red33410  almost 4 years ago

    “If I were being raised…”

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    jrankin1959  almost 4 years ago

    I didn’t know Calvin read Freud…

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    ellisc  almost 4 years ago

    Sadly there are a lot of irrational people who try to justify their antisocial behavior exactly this way!

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    awcoffman  almost 4 years ago

    Is that worse than the noodle incident?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This kid’s gonna be a convict or a lawyer, not sure which, there is little difference between the two.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 4 years ago

    I see Calvin as more of a paradox of virtue.

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    Mando  almost 4 years ago

    His mom and dad are pretty mean. . .

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “What’s good for me is what’s good for the country.” I’m pretty sure said every despot, ever.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    this strip so often invites political commentary… which I’ve been restraining myself from in the spirit of season… Have a Merry!

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    carlzr  almost 4 years ago

    Blame it on the babysitter.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Everything is everyone else’s fault but my own. Calvin’s philosophy.

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    C0MM0N-tater  almost 4 years ago

    I didn’t have that good a vocabulary when I was in high school!

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    C0MM0N-tater  almost 4 years ago

    Still don’t!

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Incontenence hotline, please hold.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You gotta love that kids vocab!

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    There was a child psychology fad that insisted bullies were merely the result of low self-esteem and that praise was the only proper treatment. We got a generation of unrepentant bullies with high self-esteem. We’ve all seen where that can go.

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    JoJoline  almost 4 years ago

    The Case of the Incontinent Toad. Ah, yes. One of Sherlock Holmes’ rare unsolved mysteries. Right up there with The Giant Rat of Sumatra.

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    yipp_eeee  almost 4 years ago

    I’m more curious why Santa would bring expensive toys only to the rich kids.

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    Andrew Moore  almost 4 years ago

    ALL Toads are incontinent.

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    dougsathome  almost 4 years ago

    But at least Calvin knows the meaning of “mitigating”. I’m impressed!

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    swanridge  almost 4 years ago

    My problem is that “good” and “bad” are so subjective. Especially today, where bad behavior is now held up as something to be praised, even if done by famous people who historically would be role models. We have created a society where people now strive to be “bad” and act accordingly so, because those famous people are.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 4 years ago

    Hobbes is going to get nothing for lying to Calvin about Calvin.

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    djtenltd  almost 4 years ago

    I love how Calvin can justify almost everything. Especially to a stuffed tiger!

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    vjorgensen54  almost 4 years ago

    what is he 6-7, and he talks like a lawyer and acts like an escaped mental patient.

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    RandomLantern445  almost 4 years ago

    A few days later, mom says: “Who put a frog in my sweater?? Did it just jump in there by itself?”.

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    bryan42  almost 4 years ago

    Be happy you don’t live in certain areas of Europe where the grampus eat naughty kids this time of year.

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    Lambeth777  almost 4 years ago

    It bugs me too , Calvin. Surely if the big man is all that he might just have time to forgive those of us with a creative nature. Good kids shouldn’t Get all the perks!!!

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Let’s see if we can help Calvin with the toad problem.

    How long is a toad incontinent? If Calvin let the toad pee, THEN put him in mom’s drawer as a surprise, is that less of a problem, since the toad shouldn’t pee for awhile? Maybe mom said she liked toads!

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    Erin Pierce  almost 4 years ago

    How does one know if a toad is incontinent?

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    Bring da bling  about 3 years ago

    I might be spoiling your imagination, but (Santa is a myth that’s made from parents so they can make their kids behave, and than getting cheap gifts for them and telling them that they didn’t act good enough, it’s kind of sad though, because a lot of kids believe in this, please no hate comments, I’m just expressing the honest truth.)

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