Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 27, 2020

The way you eat, Ralph, 48 doughnuts WILL NOT last five days!

I could never give up donuts.

I have six cans of Tab in my fridge. My objective is to drink one each day, saving one for midnight on New Year’s Eve, since that’s when the product will cease to exist.

The way Ralph sucks donuts down his gullet, he should be a full-fledged police officer.

I love the look of that donut shop.

A few years ago I resolved not to resolve. That’s a resolution I’ve kept!

We used to make donuts using canned biscuit dough. Cut a hole out of the middle of each biscuit using a soda bottle or any small object to cut the dough. Fry in oil then drain and sprinkle liberally with powdered sugar. Fry the middles, too, for the best donut holes ever!

Doughnuts are best eaten fresh from the deep fryer – twice daily

Why not 5 dozen? You ARE sharing with your son,,,,,

How could anything so good be so bad for you?

They’ll probably be closed on 1/1 anyway.

I only have one New Year’s resolution. Dunkin’.

Heathcliff fans: notice the color and the sign on the building. Look familiar?

I’ve been able to go months and months, perhaps even years without donuts. This has not however extended to items like maple bars, buttermilk bars, apple fritters, cinnamon rolls, “devil dogs”, “long johns”, “bismarcks”, eclairs, etc. I’m not sure how I should count donut holes.

Circular reasoning.