Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 24, 2020

Looks like the fleet of the Holy Drones has arrived!

Bitcoins, Bvlgari and Benzoates.

It just doesn’t have the same feel, does it?

More like Inn coming.

Amazon is more reliable and accountable these days than US Mail. We sent our “Priority” packages a week ago, as of today they’re still in the state we sent them from.

Looks like they picked the Holiday Inn Express instead of the full Monty.

At least the Wise Men are considerate enough to respect social distancing, especially when there’s a new baby around.

OK, who’s the Wise Guy.

Got some Frankincense and Myrrh Shaving soap from Sterling Shaving just to see what it was like (They offer 1 oz samples). Different. Wife loved it, it is growing one me.

“What’s myrrh?”

“It’s a valuable balm.”

“A bomb???”

Or something like that.

Anyway, “Myrrhy” Christmas, whether you knew what I was referencing or not.

The Three wise drones?

Where do you want these ma’am?

That is borderline blasphemous.

It’s a Covid year. The Wise men ordered online and sent their gifts via Amazon.

Better than a drone strike.

GPS satellites that long ago? Their launching rockets glow may be mistaken for a bright star over Bethlehem.

If Jeff Bezos could find a way to monetize the baby Jesus for his own profit, he surely would do so.

They would need extra drones to carry the gold. Gold is heavy.

They better hope there’s not a suspected terrorist nearby.

They missed that long bonding journey too and in-person baby smiles.

Gold to honor a king, frankincense to honor a priest, and myrrh for his death.

If Jesus were born today that’s exactly how he’d receive his G, F, and M.

A sheep and a….squirrel?! lol