Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 30, 2020

Hello, Dali….

Bawlied Southern peeenuts.

Love Ralph’s comment.

I was hoping to see what time it is.

I so appreciate his super unique talent now but I remember when I was a kid, I was afraid of his paintings. Lol

Starting the day with a bowl of surreal can really mess up your day. And your floor.

Whatever happened to: “Melts in your mouth, not in your lap.”?

…snap, crackle, and poop…

Hello, Deli?

Looks like his KIX went rogue!

It’s all very cereal.

Is that character Sir Real (AKA Salvador Dali)?…

Each drive I strive for surreal, but usually end up with merely unsettling.

Nothing for me thanks, I still have a taste in my mouth from last night’s dinner – a persistence of thyme.

Looks like a bed pan.

Wait until you see the prize that came inside the cereal box – it was a droopy clock!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.(That’s my favorite light bulb joke.)

You all can have my share – gladly.

Quit daling around.

I guess the kidney pan full of kidney beans is supposed to be melting but it just looks like spilling. It’s too solid to be Indian “dal”. Good effort but a tricky concept at best. Surrealism doesn’t just happen or come to you in a dream…sorry. It usually does come to you in a dream

Realistic paintings are surreal-killers.

Ce n’est pas une cuillère.

he’s juist dilli-dali-ing a.round