Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 26, 2020

Oh joy. He wants to play the knifey game with Tarzan.

Also, the true great one would’ve got better reflexes and punched you out cold.

Tarzan tells them it isn’t blood but rather spilled jelly from his peanut and butter jelly sandwich he finished eating before he crashed through he gate.

This “imposter” can still jerk a knot in your scrawny butt. Who’s first?

This is why the smart deities include a “Thou shalt not test the Lord thy God” clause in their scriptures.

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Anyone else thinking of the movie, “The Man Who Would Be KIng”? Incidentally, it’s a really good old movie with a great cast based on a Kipling story.

See? This is exactly why I don’t go around claiming to be the Great One.

The Queen would never do that! Bring on the Queen! or Princess!!

Ludon was doing fine, till his arm shot up, catching one of his helmet horns and sending it flying. All the tribesmen thought, “What a dork.”

Tarzan uses a variation of “what’s that spot on your shirt?”

Tarzan says,“Yes, I may bleed, but have any of you seen green blood like mine?”

Ludon come over to look at the wound. Tarzan flicks Ludon’s nose when he looks down.

Tarzan always ends up going to plans B,C,D.

Swine, eh? Now it’s Tarzan’s turn to stick Ludon with his magical appearing/disappearing knife! Let’s get through this nonsense and bring on the blonde Betty Cole Queen and Fawna who are most likely trading “beauty” secrets in a magic garden of delights.

Tarzan looks unusually stupid in panel 2

Lord Greystoke: “So…. you want to play rough, huh? Well, we’ll just see about that..” Mayhem WILL ensue…

As said in a similar situation on “Star Trek”: “Behold a god who bleeds!”

News to me. Odin, Thor, Baldur, Tyr: all of them felt pain and bled at one time or another.

Might have to just kill that one.