Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 11, 2020

On line dating sites for robots?

Don’t be so picky. She looks pretty hot.

Can’t you see she’s angling for a ring? Or several rings? And pistons, and rods, and valves, and gaskets…

Looks like she’s pretty hot.

I don’t know, that could be her inhibitions chip that’s fried…

With all that smoking, she’ll be a complete wreck in no time.

Where am I supposed to know her from? Anyone?

It doesn’t count if she doesn’t MEAN to smoke.

And she’d probably prefer someone without the rust and whose memory chips were still functioning.

You ain’t no centerfold yourself, Methuselah …

She oiled a bit when she laughed.

Don’t deny it, Oldbot. There seems to be a definite spark there… ☺

I prefer pleasure bots myself.

I just noticed that Oldbot is sporting the old man’s duo of belt and suspenders. . .

Common guys! “Smoke Wins” MKIII ya gotta watch out for those smokin robots .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDI5QPYAoAY

You would think he might want to burn the midnight oil with her.

Unfortunately, the only date in her future is with the junkyard.

No filter?

Hey, she’s smokin’ HOT !

Look at the size of her carbon footprints!

The smoke isn’t coming from her. She is a terminator and the background smoke is from all the human resistance fighter bases she’s torched.

the jetsons??

Robbie the Robot has had a long and varied Television & Movie career.

List of appearances:

Forbidden Planet (1956)

The Invisible Boy (1957)

The Thin Man (1958)

The Gale Storm Show (1958)

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (1963)

The Twilight Zone

- Episode “One for the Angels” (1959)

- Episode “The Little People” (1962)

- Episode “Uncle Simon” (1963);

- Episode “The Brain Center at Whipple’s” (1964)

Hazel (1962)

The Addams Family, 1966

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

— Episode “The Bridge of Lions Affair” (1966)

— Film One of Our Spies Is Missing (1966)

Lost in Space (1966 and 1967)

Ultraseven (1967)

The Banana Splits Adventure Hour (1968 and 1970)

Columbo (1974)

Hollywood Boulevard (1976)

Ark II (1976)

Holmes & Yo-Yo (1976)

Music Machine (1977)

Project U.F.O. (1978)

Commercial for Starlog Magazine (1978)

The New Adventures of Wonder Woman (1979)

Mork & Mindy (1979)

Space Academy (1979)

Pink Lady (1980)

Heavy Metal (1981)

Charmin TV commercial (1981)

Night Stalker video game (1982)

The Love Boat

Likely Stories, Vol. 3 (1983)

Gremlins (1984)

Phantom Empire (1988)Cherry 2000 (1987)

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Star Kid (1998)

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Stacked (2005)

TV commercial for AT&T (2006)

TV commercial for General Electric (2012)

The Big Bang Theory (2014)

Same here.

I dunno…when they’s smokin’ hot….