Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 25, 2021

bummer

I’ve been double teamed and it’s no fun.

It’s overrated chuck.

I do not think you have ever won Chuck. The team has when you were not there!

A triple threat, you’re not. You can’t even work your way up to single threat.

The other team never had to. You never been a threat.

Especially the Red Haired Girl stays away from double-teaming Chuck

How about a horseshoe throwing team Charlie Brown? The have some nice rubberized horseshoes that should be safe for your team to use.

By the other team, you mean…

I usually have to pay extra for a double team.

I’m not a sport’s person…I need this one explained to me.

Wait until you get married Chuck, then you’ll be double-teamed by your wife & mother-in-law.

You ain’t missing a thing, Chuck.

Umm about that CB…..

double team is something even a poor player should experience if the other team is playing proper ‘zone’ defense as it gives the defense the best chance of ball steeling in basketball. so Chuck is either not playing basketball OR ‘zone’ type defenses are not allowed per league rules. don’t worry Chuck, sometime in your illustrious career of playing team sports it will happen, even if by mistake. js

Did he play sports, or did sports play him?

……or even single teamed! ;o[

You have to be good at a sport, Charlie, to be double teamed.

Wait’ll you’re sixty and say the same thing, but with a different meaning.

In golf, there is no double teaming. Or cross checking.

Ya know what’s really depressing? Being a kid with alopecia.

I’ve never been double teamed, either, though I got dry gulched once.

In sports involving offensive and defensive teams, to use two defensive players to guard against the movements of a single offensive player