Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 01, 2020

I know that the Porcupine and Skunk Holistic Clinic always recommends acupuncture and aromatherapy for this sort of thing.

Foxes are such clever, cultured creatures! Plus, their eye pupils are slitted like a cat’s.

The problem, dear fox, is in your brain. You shouldn’t be capable of ANY of this mental tsuris.

I wasn’t going to mention your sweat glands.

Foxes have dog hardware but run on cat software.

… I think you’re foxy…

…hot to trot…

…how about hitting up a henhouse together?…

… I love you for your mind…

…but want you for your tail…

… yes, yes, I know I’m a dachshund…

…but I can tree a rat…

…and am amazed by your beauty…

…all other foxes are average by your standards…

…even lapping up water by the swamp you radiate magnificence…

…and in the moonlight you make me glow like you are my faerie dog…

Moxie Foxie Spa has all the amenities to soothe the savage beast. The long and short of it is we en-tail all points of stress relief, out of body excursions, to a place of your choice, and we refund your thoughts and prayers upon request. Inquire within.

It is difficult not to take exception to ones physical afllictions, either perceived or actual.

FOXY LADY

Fat bottom foxes makes the world go round.l

It is a little known fact that when people refer to the Froglandian National Anthem, they actually mean a series of songs, meant to be performed in sequence, beginning with Hail, Froglandia, continuing with Froglandia the Beautiful, and concluding with Froglandia, Land of the Lame. Some people also follow that up with random bits of music from the annual Groundhog Day and Festival of Fecal Plumage, which is normally performed during the Tadpole tournament to distract and create disorder among the players, and can be quite rousing and or raucous.

https://nypost.com/video/feisty-foxes-cheer-up-lonely-guy-in-quarantine/

I think maybe I submitted that verse from Whitman yesterday a little too soon.

Typical teenage vixen!

The henhouse is half empty with this one …!

The sly fox knows it is best to be free and clear of debt. A debt of doubt should be wrapped tightly in a cabbage leaf and stuffed in to a bottle of Tadpole Ale ( drink the ale first ) and tossed into the sea. If it sinks or floats away, it wasn’t meant to be. There, now, don’t you feel better? Hey! What’s that washed ashore? DOH!

It’s Stretch Fox!

See here, my lad. No one cares if you are too elongated for a proper vulpine appearance. This far into it all, however, you must be more accepting of your own Body Image….

Foxes are well endowed with scent glands, including a pair of anal sacs that sit either side of the anus and are connected to it by a short duct.

When you meet a fox with these kinds of insecurities, you know you can get into their pants if you make them feel good about themselves.

Of course, that would make you not only an emotional predator, but also somebody who committed bestiality.

Unless you’re also a fox.

You’re probably not a fox.

mixed up animal!

Debt Resolution:

On my honor I will spend more than I have,

for as long as I can,

then form a PAC and run for office …!

Sly fox, lurking in the weeds (a.k.a. Day 2)….