Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 16, 2020

I suggest sending in the 101st Airborne. The Screaming Eagles will get the job done.

Just keep him away from your privates!

The chain of commandMajor DifficultyColonel KnowledgeCaptain DeshipLieutenant FarmerSergeant O’CheeseCorporal PunishmentPrivate Property

Or My Little General for Army ranks!!

his patients react to his diagnoses with general panic…

It looks like a job for the Ear Force.

Call in the troops, he’s got wax buildup…..

He went into private medical practice.

Time for me to don my Sheldon Cooper hat. I was recently corrected that they no longer use the term GP but prefer FP – Family Physician.

I read of a major general whose new civilian secretary kept calling him Major until he explained he was a general, not a major and told her, “You wouldn’t call a rear admiral Rear, would you?”

Military Fantastic Voyage?

He is the very model of a modern Major-General.

4-star general goes into the doctor’s office late one evening for a checkup. -The doctor asks “when was the last time you were intimate with your wife?”-General replies “Nineteen fifty eight.”-Doctor says “Wow, that’s a long time!”-General replies “Not really, right now it’s only (looking at his watch) twenty-one forty-five.”

And each and every one of them will bill you.

That’s an Earborne Division.

Patient has no mouth! Dave, you gotta check it over once before you publish!