Monty by Jim Meddick for December 17, 2020

No Christmas presents for you, Sedgwick. Except maybe the book “Paranoia for idiots”.

Merry… zzztt… fizzle…

Good.

Those things are annoying anyway….

YEEEES!!! DESTROY IT!

That could be a transceiver in the SantaSpy2. It’s in the holiday line of perimeter sensors from ADT.

It’s probably a bluetooth speaker that links directly back to Polar Intelligence.

2nd panel – absolutely hilarious. Made me LOL! (Personally, I think Jarvis is a mole…)

Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Will New Year’s revelry be about celebrating or drowning sorrows ?

It’s a Russian Santa.

oh yeah, destroying holiday decorations, making a great case for yourself you fish lipped scumbag

“I [zzt] seee [fsssst] youuuu…”

Is it Made in China? Or maybe by Chinese Communist Party members working abroad?

Every speaker can be a microphone when wired up as such.

Do you have a Concealed Carry license for that baseball bat, Mr. Nuttingham?

And what exactly do you have against Santa Claus? Did he ever bring you a lump of coal for Christmas?

You say he spies on you?

This Court orders a preliminary psychiatric examination to determine if the defendant is competent to stand trial….

Jarvis reveals why he is the servant.

Look at his hands in the second panel…

Those commenting on Sedgwick’s hands in the 2nd panel, are you new around here? Meddick often draws double or even triple hands, arms, heads… to convey movement