Don’t be a heel that night when you pick her up. Use a good line when you first see her and you might nail a successful date. Be an outgoing personality, not your usual ingrown self. Let her do the talking instead on monopolizing the conversation. Else she might leave you flatfooted at dinner when she gets up and flies away.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Or, at the doctor’s office…..your worst foot.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Bunion… it might be a little callus. ;)
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
Be nice so she doesn’t tell you to take a walk.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Shoe on the other foot?
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
hope she likes him warts and all…
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Try not to act as a Pod person!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Don’t be a heel that night when you pick her up. Use a good line when you first see her and you might nail a successful date. Be an outgoing personality, not your usual ingrown self. Let her do the talking instead on monopolizing the conversation. Else she might leave you flatfooted at dinner when she gets up and flies away.
SmallMeadow almost 4 years ago
Corny
tripwire45 almost 4 years ago
Should be “worst” foot forward.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well these birds all have Crows feet.
FrannieL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The comments are just too clever by far today. LOL.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
he’ll be fine once he gets his foot in the door
mkd_1218 almost 4 years ago
groan :)
denny-king almost 4 years ago
Lame
rshive almost 4 years ago
Or, being a bird, you can wing it.
KEA almost 4 years ago
seems like to get her interested (assuming it’s a her) he should put his worst foot forward as an icebreaker. (?)
robcarroll1213 almost 4 years ago
YAWN!
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I dated a psychiatrist once. And to think, she called ME crazy.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
I’m sure Cosmo will toe the line.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That might be an unfootunate evening.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
“Better” foot always…..
Nuke Road Warrior almost 4 years ago
Don’t forget to keep your foot out of your mouth.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
I think he’s talon’ted enough to pull this off. He just has to keep Shoe away from her; there could be a natural attraction there.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] almost 4 years ago
Leave your feet at home. Problem solved.
Longbow1964 almost 4 years ago
Be careful what you say to her. You don’t want to put your foot in your mouth.