Don’t be a heel that night when you pick her up. Use a good line when you first see her and you might nail a successful date. Be an outgoing personality, not your usual ingrown self. Let her do the talking instead on monopolizing the conversation. Else she might leave you flatfooted at dinner when she gets up and flies away.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Or, at the doctor’s office…..your worst foot.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Bunion… it might be a little callus. ;)
Here's Waldo about 4 years ago
Be nice so she doesn’t tell you to take a walk.
Imagine about 4 years ago
Shoe on the other foot?
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
hope she likes him warts and all…
Sanspareil about 4 years ago
Try not to act as a Pod person!
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
Don’t be a heel that night when you pick her up. Use a good line when you first see her and you might nail a successful date. Be an outgoing personality, not your usual ingrown self. Let her do the talking instead on monopolizing the conversation. Else she might leave you flatfooted at dinner when she gets up and flies away.
SmallMeadow about 4 years ago
Corny
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
Should be “worst” foot forward.
joe piglet Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well these birds all have Crows feet.
FrannieL Premium Member about 4 years ago
The comments are just too clever by far today. LOL.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago
he’ll be fine once he gets his foot in the door
mkd_1218 about 4 years ago
groan :)
denny-king about 4 years ago
Lame
rshive about 4 years ago
Or, being a bird, you can wing it.
KEA about 4 years ago
seems like to get her interested (assuming it’s a her) he should put his worst foot forward as an icebreaker. (?)
robcarroll1213 about 4 years ago
YAWN!
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
I dated a psychiatrist once. And to think, she called ME crazy.
Linguist about 4 years ago
I’m sure Cosmo will toe the line.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 4 years ago
That might be an unfootunate evening.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
“Better” foot always…..
Nuke Road Warrior about 4 years ago
Don’t forget to keep your foot out of your mouth.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
I think he’s talon’ted enough to pull this off. He just has to keep Shoe away from her; there could be a natural attraction there.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] about 4 years ago
Leave your feet at home. Problem solved.
Longbow1964 about 4 years ago
Be careful what you say to her. You don’t want to put your foot in your mouth.