Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 16, 2020

YOLO = translation = Here, hold my beer!

So where is Sir Rodney? Could he be taped to the donjon wall? Or is he plastered to the king’s ski-rack?

Guess the Fink doesn’t bounce.

And you only die once.

James Bond may disagree with you!

Despite his condition, his attitude toward and treatment of his subjects hasn’t changed.

What is happened to Rodney??? LOL!

Yes sire, I’m here to sell bandages….

Yup, Fink. Don’t try it, unless you’re James Bond.

At least the bandages will keep the Fink warm for the next couple of weeks…

“YOLO” ???

The agony of defeat.

I’ve never understood “You Only Live Once” as a reason to do dangerous things. I mean, isn’t it the exact opposite? “You only live once, so avoid stupid stunts that put your only life in danger”…doesn’t that make more sense?

Who said sense meant anything these days?

To me YOLO means You’re old. Lay off.

K A R M A !!!

The peasants don’t get to enjoy things the way the Fink does.

WOW.

That would’ve never happened to the Duke boys!

also YODO

I love that the king is also on a cushy pillow for his sore tushie.

“YOLO” – “Carpe Diem” for the sub-literate

are their noses getting bigger??????

The elevation where he’s standing on his skis appears lower than the highest point of the ski jump. So, unless he’s got a rocket on his back, he should not even get airborne.

That can be the epitaph on their tombstone……

You’d be surprised what you can live through.

You only DIE once too!!!lol

Obama post!

Why I don’t like “catching air” when skiing.